Season Three Episode Five: MasterTweets Theatre

January 7, 2018

The Humorless Duo is back to ramble their way through the new Fire and Fury book, the New York Times' Michael Schmidt trying to rehabilitate himself, Sessions' decision to go after weed users, and the first of a series-MasterTweets Theatre with Kevin.


And we cover the very nice Sarah Coats as our first Campaign Spotlight of the year:


Season Three Episode Four: New Year’s Eve, Now On New Year’s Day!

January 1, 2018

The Humorless Duo come back for their New Year's Eve episode by releasing it one day late on New Year's Day.  First they make fun of Walter, I mean Walter McSticklebee, I mean Walker Bragman then go over the edits that Simon and Schuster did on Milo Yiannopoulos's book and end the episode with a detailed discussion of the current polling for generic Democrats.  Spoiler, it is looking really good.

And Kevin says he thinks Harry Enten is cute.  A lot. And someone did a song about it:

Once again, sorry about Elizabeth's voice.  She is physically doing better now but her voice is still really rough. Squeak squeak.



Season Three Episode Three: A Very Humorless Christmas

December 17, 2017

The Humorless Duo is back for their first annual Chrismas episode! But first they have to gloat over Democrat Doug Jones' win in the Alabama special election to fill Jeff Sessions' Senate seat, then talk about another dumb lawsuit. Then they do a rendition of the 12 Days of Muellermas (thankfully they don't sing). 

Link to that dumb lawsuit, which is unintentionally funny:

Credit for the 12 Days of Muellermas segment:


Holiday tee:

Regular tee:

Stickers too:


Season Three Episode Two: It’s Privileged.

December 10, 2017

Join Elizabeth and Kevin as they chatter they way through the past week's news including the hilarious news that Donald Trump Jr. thinks that attorneys are magic, cake wars over respect for the gay community and the fact that we have TEE SHIRTS!!!  Buy them!

Holiday tee:

Regular tee:

Stickers too:



Season Three Episode One: It’s the Implication

December 3, 2017

It is Season Three-we start by talking about immigration, Project Veritas, then wander into singing about Nazis losing their jobs.  We also talk about that appalling tax bill. Very little is about Kevin's Peppermint Balls. Sorry!

Humorless Rants has a Facebook page!


Season Two Episode Thirteen: Abortion Jokes

November 19, 2017

Listen to this week's podcast with guest Joshua Holland, who sounds way sexier than expected (i.e., he laughed at our jokes). The Ranters discuss with Joshua his article-linked below, abortion megaplexes, indictments, Medicare for All, and really bad New Yawk accents.

Joshua's Twitter: @joshuahol

And HIS podcast:



Season Two Episode Twelve: VICTORY IS SWEET

November 12, 2017

Join Kara and Elizabeth as they discuss the victories that were so sweet after so many months of the horribleness of the current administration and how hard they found 11/08/2017 after this past year of torment.

We are not recommending Donna's book so don't expect a link.  Instead, here's a much better book: Because the author offered us copies and with Elizabeth's book obsession...her family is mad she has to get another bookcase.


Season Two Episode Eleven: SIGN UP YOURSELF

November 5, 2017

Join Kevin (what again?) and Elizabeth as they listen intently to Charles Gaba (@charles_gaba) only to randomly interupt him with bizarre questions or jokes.  But the seriousness can't be underestimated, GET SIGNED UP FOR YOUR OBAMACARE. Only until December 15th because all Republicans hate non-rich Americans.


Season Two Episode Ten: Fresh Minty Packages

October 29, 2017

Join Kevin who is doing his third podcast in a row and Elizabeth who is back after visiting with the DNC in Vegas. They go over the bizarre eruption of scandal over perfectly legal opposition research, the DNC meeting, and the latest DNC lawsuit.  They also wildly speculate as to why the media is so gawdawful.  Enjoy!


Season Two Episode Nine: Where Were We?

October 22, 2017

Join Kara and Kevin in their first episode sans Elizabeth (who was busy attending the DNC meeting in Vegas). Topics include the DNC's Unity Reform Commission, the Women's Convention fiasco, and all manner of meandering tangents in between.