Season Four Episode Six: Strike While Downtown Phoenix Is Hot

April 29, 2018
  1. Comey and Republicans Suck. Again
  2. Sean Hannity’s Lawyer
  3. Kris Kobach and Related News
  4. Teacher Strikes
  5. Campaign Spotlight
  6. Mastertweets Theatre

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Season Four Episode Four: Anniversary Spectacular!

April 22, 2018

As promised, here is our special guest star superhero dude I bribed with $80 scotch to come on Jon Ralston @ralstonreports and the anniversary show! A whole week early even!

This was done in a hotel room so the sound isn't that great except for Jon because duh.  Also, one day! ONE DAY, Elizabeth @ahumorlessfem will remember to say Nevada right.  That day was not April 6th.

Where to send Glenfidditch to Ralston: message him on Twitter.



Season Four Episode Five: Not For the Birds

April 15, 2018

The Humorless Trio start talking about the tsunami of news that hit us. Elizabeth (@ahumorlessfem) is disgusting as normal, Kevin (@newcoolhandle) expresses his love for his bestie Bianca (@bravenakblog) and Melissa (@birdgirl1001) kept us on track.

Topics: 1. Cohen The Raided, 2. Testimony before Congress, 3. Ryan The Cowardly Speaker, 4. Comey the Fucking Traitor, 5.Melissa’s New Book, 5. Linda Jack for Florida House 36, 6. MasterTweets Theatre, 7. Bianca's AWESOME NEWS.



Season Four Episode Three: The Storm That Wasn’t

April 1, 2018

Humorless Trio indulge in their favorite pastime of Bernie Bashing for his decision and twitter gossip to start with.  Then they talk about the Storm that wasn't and Bianca shows her surprising knowledge of Cheato's NDAs.  They end the show by having a serious discussion on the issue of double standards for women in public after discussing Jennifer Palmeri's new book Madam President.

Meet up on April 7th!  Be there or be a retancular thing!  5-7 PM since Kevin and Elizabeth are going to go watch cortortions at 8 PM.

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Jennifer Palmeri's new book:



Season Four Episode Two: Bolting for the Exit

March 25, 2018

The Humorless Trio start with the Senate polling numbers, make fun of Heller and McSally while insulting a branch of the US military. Then they jump right into the Illinois primary results including the disappointing loss of Marie Newman. After that they go over the federal nonsense going on with the omnibudget bill and the fact we are all going to die by the appointment of John Bolton.  We also found out that Bianca, a Black woman, is apparently a white supremanist as part of our Twitter Gossip since we all live on Twitter.  Then we make fun of our bad reviews while loving our nice reviews.

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April 7th Meet Up at Black Tap Burgers and Beer from 6-8


Season Four Episode One: But His Voicemails

March 18, 2018

The Humorless Trio started their latest season with a roar as they have Lisa Talmadge @lisatalmadge on for the first time.  They start with the latest review on iTunes, then the latest massive flip, Bianca and Elizabeth's attempts to sign up as the new Press flackies of Cheato's White House, Lisa's book and the Clintons' LGBT outreach, yet more lawsuits by Bill Moran with bonus end content, and all of the other nonsense that has happened in the past two weeks!

Lisa's Patreon:

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No idea what is up with the audio with the scratchy.  It may be the multiple people on.  Sorry about it.


Season Three Episode Thirteen: A Grate Donna in the House

March 4, 2018

Despite the annoying play on her name that Elizabeth (@ahumorlessfem) insisted on using, Donna Gratehouse (@donnadiva) joined the Humorless Duo in the season ender where they discuss everything from Arizona Politics to More Arizona Politics (CD08 Primary) to Sanders Lawbreaking (again) to What Fresh Nonsense are Republicans inflicting on us now? 

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Who got the not even coveted Humorless Rants actual endorsement...because puppies.


Sorry about the scratchy noise with Donna-the program we use isn't perfect obviously.


Season Three Episode Twelve: Cornucopia of Nonsense

February 26, 2018

After a jampacked week of news, the Humorless Ranters tried to cram everything that happened since the LAST time they met up less than a week before. From making fun of the Sanders offsprings attempts to cash in on the family name to the endless saga of #TrumpRussia (#SandersRussia?), poetry, the latest flip and retirement, Republican felonious behavior without involving Russia (for once), Dana Loesch getting her ass handed to her, gun restrictions, campaign spotlight, and MasterTweets Theatre.

That was just exhausting to write. Oy.

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Season Three Supplemental: It was Mueller Time!

February 21, 2018

Mueller shocked all of us with his surprise indictments of 13 Russians and a guilty plea.  Join the Humorless Trio as they try to sort through this wonderful surprise.



Season Three Episode Eleven: The Kids Are Going to Save Us Idiot Adults

February 18, 2018

Join Kevin and Elizabeth as they discuss the sad news of yet another school mass shooting and the fact the surviving kids are not having this nonsense anymore. Then they talk about yet more #TrumpRussia, this time the connection to the NRA. Then they talk about mapping PA.  They make fun of Glenn Greenwald over his crankiness about Micah Lee. And finally they talk about the Republican wipeout in #GoodforFlorida's newly won seat.

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