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Season Seven Episode One: Congressional Oversight

Season Seven Episode One: Congressional Oversight

February 10, 2019

Bianca was ill this week so Kevin and Elizabeth spent more than an hour blabbing their way through a year's worth of news in one week.

 

Season Seven Episode One

  1. Oversight muthafuckas!

    1. Did Jefferies wreck Whitaker?
  2. Matt Gaetz Needs to Get Kavanaugh Beer
    1. What an asshole.
  3. News Round Up of All of Cheato’s Lawbreaking
    1. Release the transcripts
  4. Presidential Primary Follies
    1. The campaign logos
    2. Yet more people join the race.
    3. Klobuchar staff treatment
  5. Reminder about Vegas.
Season Six Episode Thirteen: The End of Season Suck

Season Six Episode Thirteen: The End of Season Suck

January 27, 2019

Join the Humorless Ranters as they complete this season by ranting about everything they can think of.

Season Six Episode Thirteen

  1. Remind people about Vegas
  2. The Shutdown ends!
    1. And who was a very bad boy?
    2. Also fuck you McConnell
  3. Kamala announces!
    1. Also fuck Bernie and his press worshippers.
    2. Is Kevin part of the KHive yet?
  4. Another indictment! Yay!
    1. Roger Stone
    2. Just how Fucked Is He?
    3. Really Fucked!
  5. Reminder about Vegas and the t-shirts.
Season Six Episode Twelve: The Tired Misandry Hour of Power

Season Six Episode Twelve: The Tired Misandry Hour of Power

January 22, 2019

 sBianca and Elizabeth were back at the misandry again this week since Kevin had to go do supposedly more important things.  But we were very tired since Bianca is working seven jobs and Elizabeth can't get her sleep schedule straighten out!

Hence why this was late. Sorry!

 

Season Six Episode Twelve

  1. Reminder about Vegas
  2. The Census decision-never piss off a federal judge
    1. How this makes Bianca’s life harder.
  3. The Burr Hearings, wait no, Barr hearings
  4. President done told his bagman to bagman at Congress
    1. Why this is interesting.
    2. But not surprising.
    3. And we can’t wait for 2/7!
    4. Also what was up with Mueller’s denial non denial?
  5. When Cheato attempts to be petty
    1. Don’t try it with Pelosi
  6. Reminder again about Vegas!
Season Six Episode Eleven: Presidential Primary Follies

Season Six Episode Eleven: Presidential Primary Follies

January 13, 2019

Season Six Episode Eleven

  1. KAMALA IS RUNNING YO!

    1. The View, the Book, the Legend
    2. And the rest of the
  2. The Endless Shut Down
    1. The House Passes Everything
    2. McConnell is Cheato’s Bitch
  3. Presidential addresses
    1. Cheato’s sucked.
    2. Schumer and Pelosi
    3. Sanders sucks
    4. Stormy Daniels got more views
  4. FBI has decided to check to see if the President is a Russian Agent
    1. Nice of you to catch up with us NYTimes
  5. Weekend in Vegas
Season Six Episode Ten: Wherein Nancy Is Back

Season Six Episode Ten: Wherein Nancy Is Back

January 7, 2019

We celebrate Nancy Pelosi's return, I attempt to play way too many snippets, Bianca doesn't understand white people music, and a very poorly played Fuck, Marry, Kill with the latest crop of Presidential candidates.

Season Six Episode Nine: The Year In Review

Season Six Episode Nine: The Year In Review

December 30, 2018

We take a look back (while Bianca had a nap) of the century that was the past year.  There was quite a lot we missed.

Season Six Episode Eight: Breibart Columnists in Judicial Robes

Season Six Episode Eight: Breibart Columnists in Judicial Robes

December 16, 2018

Season Six Episode Seven

  1. The Women’s March’s Woes

    1. This was all self-inflicted.
  2. Nancy Schools Cheato AND Democratic Nit Wits
    1. First Cheato
    2. Then the Rebel Alliance
  3. Michael Flynn’s Sentencing Memos
    1. His was self-serving
    2. Mueller’s was “Bitch, Please.”
  4. That fucking ruling from Judge “I Don’t Know the Law”
    1. This was a really bad ruling.
    2. He knew it was so bad he didn’t even enjoin the law from working.
Season Six Episode Seven: And YOU Get a Sentence, and You!

Season Six Episode Seven: And YOU Get a Sentence, and You!

December 9, 2018

All about the sentencing memos-first Mueller/Cohen, then SDNY/Cohen, then finally the pièce de résistance: Mueller/Manafort.  Much like Manafort, it was small and slightly disappointing.

Then we talked about Beto Stans and everyone's favorite-Bernie Bashing!

Season Six Episode Six: Insert Gay White Male Here

Season Six Episode Six: Insert Gay White Male Here

December 2, 2018

 

Season Six Episode Six

  1. Oh It Is On-the Stacy Abrams lawsuit

    1. Did she just smack their asses or what?
    2. Yes she did.
  2. Michael Cohen’s Truthiness
    1. New Plea!
    2. Cheato’s Fucked!
    3. Cheato’s Boss is MAD
  3. Manafort Is A Rug
    1. What happens when you LIE your ass off?
    2. While telling your co-conspirator everything?
    3. How many lives must a man spend in prison…
  4. The G20 Summit
    1. We aren’t saving the environment again.
    2. When your ex has a new bae
  5. Other Miscellaneous nonsense.
Season Five Episode Five: People Are Not Having Sex Here

Season Five Episode Five: People Are Not Having Sex Here

November 25, 2018

Season Six Episode Five

  1. Don’t Come For Nancy Pelosi

    1. Seriously Don’t
    2. She will Fuck You Up
    3. Three ways to Sunday
  2. Final races that were called
    1. TJ Cox and the slow roll
    2. Maricopa County Board Power Grab
    3. Wisconsin Republicans
    4. Mississippi and Hyde-Smith’s White Lady Racism
  3. Ivanka’s Email
    1. Why You Can’t Lock Her Up
    2. For that Reason Anyway
  4. Why we shouldn’t impeach Cheato
    1. So we can win next time
    2. He can’t run against Clinton
  5. Random Nonsense