April 14, 2019
Season Seven Episode Nine
- Maxine Drags A Man
- Not like Mnuchin had hair so she used his balls.
- He did not like that at all.
- Bill Barr Cover Up
- He is so bad at claiming that he is not covering up.
- Also he is bad at investigating.
- He’s bad.
- Representative Massie Is Attempting The World Record In Derp
- Remember, a Bachelor of Arts in Science is not a Science degree
- Did you know Massie went to MIT?
- It was during the “Anyone can buy a degree for $19.99. Plus shipping and handling” era apparently.
- Julian Assange, the Howard Hughes of Poop smearers.
- Julian is out of the embassy.
- The cat is okay. Was given away a while ago.
- The charge is kind of dumb.
- Illhan Omar Picked Us.
- So stop threatening her Cheato.
- Bernie’s taxes.
- Will we ever see them?
- Hahaha, no.
- We also mock his money currently.
April 7, 2019
Season Seven Episode Eight
- Campaign Fundraising Roundup-Elizabeth
- Kamala got the bank.
- White men drooled over white men.
- Andrew Yang got what?
- You damn right the House is subpoenaing that shit.
- Barr is like “Imma let you finish but first.”
- Tax returns have been requested.
- Media finds out they were wrong.-Elizabeth and Kevin
- Did that stop any of them?
- Of course not.
- Glenn and Tracey, marriage made in Moscow
- Election Night Review-Bianca
- We flipped a seat in PA.
- We elected a gay Black woman in Chicago.
- Buttchugging and Anti-Semitism-Kevin
- Buttchugging is anti-gay.
- Demanding taxes promised for four years now is not Anti-Semetic.
April 2, 2019
Season Seven Episode Seven
- The media overreacts to summaries
- They claimed he was exonerated.
- He was not.
- Glenn Greenwald and Michael Tracey
- The Dynamic Duo has no idea what is coming
- “We Won” but really didn’t.
- Mayor Pete Broke His Probation
- He wasn’t the only one.
- O’Rouke is showing his nimbleness
- Bernie is still canceled. As is Biden
- Wisconsin Supreme Court Race
- Gerrymandering was argued.
- Arizona sucks and here’s why!
- We had another sex scandal and this one is horrific
March 10, 2019
With Guest Bianca Substitute @chrisdameanor19!
Season Seven Episode Four
- Bigotry and How Republicans Can’t Even Vote Against It
- The origin of the problem.
- Why Republicans still suck even when we screw up.
- The Happy Ending that Won’t Be
- Cindy Yang
- Sex Trafficking by Republicans
- Which Republican was caught on video?
- HR 1: When Democracy Attacks
- Republicans are not happy about this.
- They think this means they will lose.
- They are correct.
- Manafort Sentencing
- Fuck off Judge
- What about Jackson?
- Is it true what he said?
- Chelsea Manning
- Drama Queen
- We still have contempt for her.
- Reminder, FINAL, about Las Vegas
March 3, 2019
Elizabeth and Kevin babble on endlessly waiting for Bianca who comes on JUST as we start talking about billionaire sex trafficking.
Season Seven Episode Three
- Botox Bernie
- Is Russia paying for his botox?
- How long do you think it took for the plastic surgery?
- Why is he lying about being a Democrat?
- Kraft Magic Sex Trafficking
- What a horrible person
- Who is the bigger name?
- North Carolina Fraud
- John Harris actually followed the law
- Mark Harris shouldn’t run again
- But he will.
- Should we wildly speculate about the end of the Mueller probe?!
- Of course we will.
- Is it or isn’t it?
- Sentencing memo for Jackson
- THERE WAS A LITERAL SMOKE FILED ROOM
- Gag Order for Stone
- Who else?
- Reminder about Las Vegas
- Yeah, I have been slow this week!
- So sue me.
February 17, 2019
Bianca made it this time! Half way through! But she made it!
Season Seven Episode Two
- Ugh, Sanders is announcing
- Why doesn’t he GO AWAY
- How big does your ego have to be…
- Kamala and the Hot Sauce of Tupac
- What is ADOS?*
- Paulie Walnuts and His Lyin’ Lie Ways
- Did Paul Manafort Lie
- And what is his proposed sentence?
- Roger Stone and His Judicial Ball Gag
- Judge Jackson imposed a gag order
- But Stone will violate anyway.
- Wikileaks and the Proof in the Pudding
- Oh yeah, and some old fart declared a NATIONAL EMERGENCY
- At the omelet bar.
- There are 1,000 lawsuits already filed.
- VEGAS BOUND-Tee Shirts will go on sale this week.
- Donate to the Paypal.
February 10, 2019
Bianca was ill this week so Kevin and Elizabeth spent more than an hour blabbing their way through a year's worth of news in one week.
Season Seven Episode One
- Oversight muthafuckas!
- Did Jefferies wreck Whitaker?
- Matt Gaetz Needs to Get Kavanaugh Beer
- What an asshole.
- News Round Up of All of Cheato’s Lawbreaking
- Release the transcripts
- Presidential Primary Follies
- The campaign logos
- Yet more people join the race.
- Klobuchar staff treatment
- Reminder about Vegas.
January 27, 2019
Join the Humorless Ranters as they complete this season by ranting about everything they can think of.
Season Six Episode Thirteen
- Remind people about Vegas
- The Shutdown ends!
- And who was a very bad boy?
- Also fuck you McConnell
- Kamala announces!
- Also fuck Bernie and his press worshippers.
- Is Kevin part of the KHive yet?
- Another indictment! Yay!
- Roger Stone
- Just how Fucked Is He?
- Really Fucked!
- Reminder about Vegas and the t-shirts.
January 22, 2019
sBianca and Elizabeth were back at the misandry again this week since Kevin had to go do supposedly more important things. But we were very tired since Bianca is working seven jobs and Elizabeth can't get her sleep schedule straighten out!
Hence why this was late. Sorry!
Season Six Episode Twelve
- Reminder about Vegas
- The Census decision-never piss off a federal judge
- How this makes Bianca’s life harder.
- The Burr Hearings, wait no, Barr hearings
- President done told his bagman to bagman at Congress
- Why this is interesting.
- But not surprising.
- And we can’t wait for 2/7!
- Also what was up with Mueller’s denial non denial?
- When Cheato attempts to be petty
- Don’t try it with Pelosi
- Reminder again about Vegas!