Season Six Episode Eight: Breibart Columnists in Judicial Robes

December 16, 2018

Season Six Episode Seven

  1. The Women’s March’s Woes

    1. This was all self-inflicted.
  2. Nancy Schools Cheato AND Democratic Nit Wits
    1. First Cheato
    2. Then the Rebel Alliance
  3. Michael Flynn’s Sentencing Memos
    1. His was self-serving
    2. Mueller’s was “Bitch, Please.”
  4. That fucking ruling from Judge “I Don’t Know the Law”
    1. This was a really bad ruling.
    2. He knew it was so bad he didn’t even enjoin the law from working.
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Season Six Episode Seven: And YOU Get a Sentence, and You!

December 9, 2018

All about the sentencing memos-first Mueller/Cohen, then SDNY/Cohen, then finally the pièce de résistance: Mueller/Manafort.  Much like Manafort, it was small and slightly disappointing.

Then we talked about Beto Stans and everyone's favorite-Bernie Bashing!

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Season Six Episode Six: Insert Gay White Male Here

December 2, 2018

 

Season Six Episode Six

  1. Oh It Is On-the Stacy Abrams lawsuit

    1. Did she just smack their asses or what?
    2. Yes she did.
  2. Michael Cohen’s Truthiness
    1. New Plea!
    2. Cheato’s Fucked!
    3. Cheato’s Boss is MAD
  3. Manafort Is A Rug
    1. What happens when you LIE your ass off?
    2. While telling your co-conspirator everything?
    3. How many lives must a man spend in prison…
  4. The G20 Summit
    1. We aren’t saving the environment again.
    2. When your ex has a new bae
  5. Other Miscellaneous nonsense.
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Season Five Episode Five: People Are Not Having Sex Here

November 25, 2018

Season Six Episode Five

  1. Don’t Come For Nancy Pelosi

    1. Seriously Don’t
    2. She will Fuck You Up
    3. Three ways to Sunday
  2. Final races that were called
    1. TJ Cox and the slow roll
    2. Maricopa County Board Power Grab
    3. Wisconsin Republicans
    4. Mississippi and Hyde-Smith’s White Lady Racism
  3. Ivanka’s Email
    1. Why You Can’t Lock Her Up
    2. For that Reason Anyway
  4. Why we shouldn’t impeach Cheato
    1. So we can win next time
    2. He can’t run against Clinton
  5. Random Nonsense
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#BlueTsunami2018 B*tches!!!

November 11, 2018

1. The House Results

2. The Senate Results

3. The Propositions

4. The State Results

5. What the Fuck Florida?

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Season Six Episode Three: Ghosting Our Way

October 29, 2018

We (okay, Elizabeth mostly did since she did all the research) rambled about nonsense involving ghosts that haunted various government buildings around the country.

 

Pardon on Bianca's sound, we couldn't figure out how to fix it so it broke Ed.  Sorry Ed.

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Season Six Episode Two: Bianca and Elizabeth Do More Misandry

October 21, 2018

Season Six Episode Two

  1. New Pledges!
  2. Alaska, the Final Withdrawal
    1. Lt. Gov. Resigning
    2. Gov. Withdraws
  3. Lawsuits:
    1. Assange
    2. Arpaio
  4. Russian Interference
    1. Yet another arrest
    2. Manafort’s pathetic bid for symphony.
  5. Voter Suppression
    1. Georgia
    2. The most racist radio ad since the 1970s
  6. Weekend With Bernie
    1. South Carolina

 

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Season Six Episode One: Justifable Smugness

October 14, 2018

Season 6 Episode 1

  1. Arizona Really Is Crazy

    1. Hit pieces on Sinema
    2. That insane lit piece saying Sinema will cause nuclear war.
    3. Republicans commit federal crime, again.
  2. Voter Suppression
    1. Georgia
    2. Arresting Campaign Staffers
    3. North Dakota
  3. Democrats raise too much money, pundits wring hands
    1. Beto’s Amazing Haul
    2. Everyone else hauling in cash
    3. Republicans have a sad.
  4. Kevin’s Theories on Polls
    1. It really isn’t that stupid, we promise.
  5. Candidate updates from Campaign spotlight

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Trains, Devils Triangles, And Brett Kavanaugh

September 30, 2018

Here is the season finale of the Humorless Rants Show absent something spectacular happening next week.  Sorry about the crackling.

Season Five Episode Thirteen

  1. FUCKING WITHDRAW ALREADY!

    1. Kavanaugh and the Fox Interview
    2. The Hearing-Dr. Ford
    3. The Hearing-Gin Man
  2. Did anything else happen this week?
    1. Tsunami
    2. Elon Musk Charged
  3. By the way, there is still an election
    1. Georgia numbers
    2. Senate
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Season Five Episode Twelve: Built Dr. Ford Tough

September 24, 2018

Sorry about the delay folks but Ed the editor had a very exhausting week last week and needed some downtime.  I told him it was okay.

 

Season Five Episode Twelve

  1. Awesome patrons

    1. Lisa Talamedge
    2. Chris
    3. Admin on twitter
  2. The Whelan Theory of Sexual Assault
    1. Libel?
    2. Defamation
    3. Republican desperation?
    4. Inspector General Michael Bromwich DOJ
    5. Garrett Ventry
  3. Cohen discussions with Mueller
    1. Did you know he talked about the pardon process Cheato has?
  4. Ad withdrawals and current rankings of races
    1. Jim Knoblach withdraws campaign
    2. PA-17, Conor Lamb’s new district
    3. Paul Gosar is not welcome to thanksgiving dinner
  5. Jason Miller And the Abortion Shake
    1. Someone had sex with this guy?! THREE TIMES?
    2. When your ex is AJ Delgado.
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